Chris Hamilton

I Sneezed in French Class

I had a cold I was sniffling all morning
I was sitting in French class, it came without warning
I'm so glad I put my hand to my face
Or else I would've sneezed all over the place

Chorus:
Ooh ooh ACHOO! Ooh ooh What a mess!
Ooh ooh ACHOO! The time I sneezed in French class

My hand was so gross I didn't want to raise it
What would I ask for? How would I phrase it?
I didn't have a tissue, my guts began to wrench
I couldn't remember what to say in French

Chorus:
Ooh ooh Je m'excuse! Ooh ooh What a mess!
Ooh ooh Je m'excuse! The time I sneezed in French class

Bridge:
It was more than I could stand
(Snot running through fingers)
It was all over my hand!

Chorus:
Ooh ooh ACHOO! Ooh ooh What a mess!
Ooh ooh ACHOO! The time I sneezed in French class

The kids beside me started laughing
I couldn't believe that this was really happening
The teacher finally noticed and she pointed to the door
I felt like the grossest kid in Grade Four!

Chorus:
Ooh ooh ACHOO! Ooh ooh What a mess!
Ooh ooh ACHOO! The time I sneezed in French class

Ooh ooh ACHOO! Ooh ooh What a mess!
Ooh ooh ACHOO! The time I sneezed in French class

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